Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
i just spent £6 ordering a jar of dried whole milk because nowhere in this fucking town sells it and all i want it for is to make nice bath milks for nice christmas presents but at this rate it’s costing a fucking bomb and i might as well spend all my hard earned money in the body shop and piss it all away on piddly fuckin tiny tubs of body butter
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
Noiz and Aoba hugged, Clear and Aoba cuddled
meanwhile, Koujaku is sitting in Glitter like
I saw this post a while ago and yep that’s definitely something Clear would say.
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
I want to live as a human because master taught me many important things
If you haven’t watched Shrek: The Musical yet you’re really missing out!