dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

i just spent £6 ordering a jar of dried whole milk because nowhere in this fucking town sells it and all i want it for is to make nice bath milks for nice christmas presents but at this rate it’s costing a fucking bomb and i might as well spend all my hard earned money in the body shop and piss it all away on piddly fuckin tiny tubs of body butter 

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

clearscrystalline:

Noiz and Aoba hugged, Clear and Aoba cuddled

meanwhile, Koujaku is sitting in Glitter like
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pombity:

I saw this post a while ago and yep that’s definitely something Clear would say.

wait i can explain

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

bertholdts:

I want to live as a human because master taught me many important things

lilbeastindraco:

If you haven’t watched Shrek: The Musical yet you’re really missing out!

marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie