shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

me: *does nothing and eats pretzels into the early hours of the morning* 

me: *wonders why i’m still single* 


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book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

toastoat:

i just found these old selfies i shouldve posted these

samtumbleson:

kchikurdi:

this is what ISIS has been doing to the yezidi children. what they do to their women is even worse.

please don’t keep yourself ignorant about what’s happening to the (yezidi) kurds.

http://rudaw.net/english/middleeast/iraq/110820144

http://www.ibtimes.com/who-are-yazidi-iraqs-obscure-religious-minority-another-isis-target-1650794

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/iraq-turmoil/isis-kills-least-500-yazidi-iraq-buries-some-alive-reuters-n177121

http://rt.com/in-motion/178624-anti-isis-protest-berlin/

http://www.hrw.org/news/2014/06/14/syria-isis-summarily-killed-civilians

rickhertz6 said: why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvJV_FCPzkY

I smell like beef

Satsuki&Totoro

onnaollie:

I hope that’s a Bible verse on his chest cos I’m in need of the Lord’s guidance right now. 

"We knew someone special was to arrive. We read beast entrails, saw the omens. We would glimpse her likeness, a mirage in a puddle. She came from the lower swamp. We knew not at first it was her the omens had spoken of. A child of the Elder Blood. The Sown Seed that will burst into flame… She fell into our hands. Elder Blood… The Blood of the Traitress…"

Ciri in the new Witcher 3 gameplay video (x)

slothblog:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

Who hurt you so bad that you’re this angry in life? Cheer up, pet a dog

d0000i:

people wonder why i sit alone and play video games every day but honestly video games have never failed me compared to the many people who attempted to be part of my life

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

mad-maddie:

mad-maddie:

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No I am not letting this go thank you.

ALTERNATIVELY:

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