GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.
sometimes i forget how catholic this country is
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
are you fuckin kidding me
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